pv review: dio | "lord's prayer" PV

Pokemon Testicular Attack!

Part of the video was shot near a beach, it looks like, on improperly exposed film.

And the "glow" from the "magic wand select" / "darken" / "superimpose b-roll" effects gets really annoying really quick, and not in a cool indie VK sort of way...

Still haven't learned anybody's name yet, but note the 7-stringness.

Back to the interior set for some bat-worship...

Mikaru (v) goes from sorta chubby lookin'...

...to sharp and angular, a little Gara (Merry) in his genes.

This dude is so kotekote kei it's awesome.

Brief cutaway in the middle to Mikaru cutting up some chick.

Oh look, the drummer! Where's your sticks, man!?

~"You Are a Pirate!"~

Someone's been practicing his glance-to-the-side-as-you-play pose...

And now the look-up-as-you-play hat trick!

Venger Jr. arises.

Cut to... extreme close-ups of the members fondling dangling chains!

Ooooh, Sezzy!

Spit out the Cherry Luden's, they're not candy!

Guitar Hero double points for raising the guitar!!!

Only I! Control! These Rental! Dry-Ice! Machiiiiiines!

Decent group shot of the band.

Not so decent group shot of the band. (If you can see their feet planted on the ground, they lose some godlikeness. The downward angle don't help either.)

One more shot of Vasalla-II.

And the drummer...

And we're out!

rating: :\