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20090930

My mistress' case, just in her case! O woeful sympathy!

Maximum PC:
Level 10 beauty shotLevel 10 beauty (open)
Level 10 right side panelLevel 10 guts
"The guts of the Level 10: individual compartments keep components thermally isolated."

'Tis one badass looking case, it *literally* made me sit up in my chair upon seeing it. And as I read the article, I was like, "I am buying this" in the unquestioning way you get when something seems soooo right.

Til I got to the part where it's $700.

I could do two-fifty, but seven bens?! Noooooo.

I still wanna do my baby-mobile version, with all the parts individually dangling from hooks and exposed to the air, with cabels strung between them like buildings in a third-world city.

Oh, that explains why the old one hasn't gotten anything new for like ten days... ;^_^




They's gots tags now, but JpS 2.0 still looks pretty utilitarian/plain, and doesn't seem any more useful/fun than it already was...

but I don't think i've used jpopsuki for a few months now, and only maybe a dozen times in the last year.

there was a time it was irreplaceable (esp after tonberry vanished for all those months), but now the direct download music blogs are.... faster? easier? less ratio-crazed. that's it. maintaining ratios sux0rz.

Surprisingly this man is not Japanese



YesButNoButYes:
"In 2007 at the Seward Projects Space in Columbus, I had my first breakthrough with an installation that was to be the prototype for this current one. It was called THE PUNCH-YOU-IN-THE-FACE TUNNEL.

It was the same set-up as THE RAPE TUNNEL except at the end of the tunnel I’d punch the subject in the face instead of raping him or her. The impetus was completely reactionary to the current state of art, and motivated by pure frustration."

O_O

American jailed in Japan for trying to reclaim his children

CNN.com:
The International Association for Parent-Child Reunion, formed in Japan this year, claims to know of more than 100 cases of children abducted by non-custodial Japanese parents.

And the U.S. State Department says it is not aware of a single case in which a child taken from the United States to Japan has been ordered returned by Japanese courts -- even when the left-behind parent has a U.S. custody decree.


A Tennessee court awarded Christopher Savoie custody of his son, Isaac, and daughter, Rebecca.


Facing such statistics and the possibility of never seeing his kids again, Savoie took matters into his own hands.

He flew to Fukuoka. And as his ex-wife walked the two children to school Monday morning, Savoie drove alongside them.

He grabbed the kids, forced them into his car, and drove off, said police in Fukuoka.

He headed for the U.S. consulate in that city to try to obtain passports for Isaac and Rebecca.

But Japanese police, alerted by Savoie's ex-wife, were waiting.

Consulate spokeswoman Tracy Taylor said she heard a scuffle outside the doors of the consulate. She ran up and saw a little girl and a man, whom police were trying to talk to.

Eventually, police took Savoie away, charging him with the abduction of minors -- a charge that carries a jail sentence of up to five years.

Totally fucking sucks.

And don't wanna get me started on the lack of paternal rights...

But dude, your plan was to snatch them up and speed away? That's just scary for everybody!

Here are some suggestions for the future:
  • "Honey, we're going to the movies." [zips off to consulate]

  • "Honey, I'mma gonna tie you up with duct tape for 24 hours while we catch a flight back to America." "Bye mom! / Ja ne mama!"

  • [plant drugs, alerts cops] "Oh my god you polite Japanese police, yes, take her away, I'll watch the kids."
Hopefully the Japanese judge recognizes the unfairness of the situation and the dude doesn't wind up in a Japanese prison ("sit on a bench and face a cinder block wall for 23.5hrs a day") for the next half-a-decade.

On the other hand, for the mom, raising half-Asian kids in Tennessee can't be easy. "Is they injuns? Knows 'em karatee?"

20090928

(90 seconds of) Famiri Gai 8x01


I confess to burst-LOL'ing at the delivery of "Anata-sama no chin-chin ni kenjo itashimasu!"

20090925

Tokyo Game Show 2009 "Companions"

Sankaku Complex:




Mostly unexceptional photos of pretty-but-not-mindbendingly-hot Japanese chicks; I seem partial to the rabbit-like dippy ones this year.

A fine way to close out the week!

20090922

review: unsraw | "reborn" (2009)


thx cliff!

unsraw
reborn
2009

Mostly I was thinkin', "Meh, get it for for completeness," as I listened to the title track and yawned.

Then the break at 2:05 came, and perked my ears up, but they didn't do anything with it and just went back to the raspyvox and growlyvox that LOSE THEIR EFFECT IF THEY'RE ALL YOU DO FOR THE ENTIRE SONG.

I mean, jeez, didn't we learn about dynamics and how slow, mellow bits can make the heavy parts seem awesome way back when Master of Fucking Puppets came out in nineteen-eighty-fucking-six?!

Have these guys never heard and ignored a car alarm?!

And does anyone have a THIRD question I can ask because three is the magic number for these sorts of things?!


If I had cared to learn their names back in '07, I might be able to identify these chaps, but as it stands, this could be an entirely new band or the same band minus one and I'd never be the wiser.

There's two more tracks, "Switch," which shows off a throwawaw Rentrer en Soi vibe, and "Nightmare," which is heavier but not GRAWRRUBERHEAVYDESU in the fail-o-matic way that the title track aspires to be. (Meaning, it's sorta successful at being heavy without descending into comedy.) I also want to describe it as ReSsy, but with western metal herbs & spices. I also want to describe it as too little, too late.

Overall, you can probably expect to greet Unsraw's return with a resounding "whatever."

rating: :\

Dark Times in the Realm of Album Art

Look how dark the last five albums I've acquired are! Is it the recession or just coincidence? These are all in the last ten days!

Porcupine Tree, Dir en grey, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Megadeth, and the Wildhearts, all colorless and gloomy... only Pelican (Pelican!) manages to escape the murk...

Incidentally, the new Zune 4.0 software is hella nice. Even if you don't own a Zune, it's worth a look (you don't need a Zune device to run it... word is, it'll replace Windows Media Player in 2010).

20090921

Japanese Mini Fest ‘09!


All the Japanese moms and non-Japanese dads and half-Japanese kids met near a park by the Verrazano Bridge...



Some of the parents had set up little fishing and ball-toss mini games (just like a real festival!) for the kids to do. Here, Kate demonstrates her awesome pitching technique (she won two Japanese marshmallows!)



Kate and two friends hunt chou-chous (more video of this later, it was really cute... and screamy)...



And a group shot, except half the parents were taking pictures so this is only the one half of the group >_<

This was all on Sunday, it was Jack's "debut", and even though it was just two quick hours, it was a lot of fun, and good to introduce/reinforce some Japanese culture to all the haffu :)

20090920

Good news Kisaki -- Japan’s death penalty scrapped

Times Online:
Capital punishment has been unofficially scrapped in Japan with the appointment of a left-wing justice minister who is an outspoken opponent of the country’s controversial system of secret executions.


left: new Justice Minister Keiko Chiba.
right: hippies!

Keiko Chiba, 61, a lawyer and former member of the Japan Socialist Party, has the final say in signing execution orders for the country’s 102 death-row inmates. Although she has declined to say explicitly whether or not she will authorise them, her 20-year record as an active death penalty abolitionist means that hangings will be put on hold after surging in the past three years.

Japan is the only industrialised democracy, apart from the United States, to maintain capital punishment.
I am against the death penalty because the process apparently costs more than life in prison.

20090919

Windows 7 for $30 ^_^


"Enter your college/university email address to see if you qualify."
A couple months ago, I pre-ordered 7 thru Amazon during the $50-special window (it's now $120).

I was gonna cancel the preorder after hearing about teh student version, but for an OS I like a pressed disc in my hands, so the preorder remains intact, and I'll use it to install Win7 on me and the wyf's PCs.

So in essence, I'm paying $30 just to get a 2nd, official product key. (Since the 3-pc family pack license is $150, I'm still ahead of the game.)

This upgrade should do clean installs on XP, Vista, and (most importantly!) Win7 beta/rc PCs, so there's no reason to buy the full version.

~

In other news, there's an awesome Windows 7 logon screen changer here. Tried it out, it works, it's free, no malware or spyware, and it's awful pretty! And way easier than mucking about in the registry. :)

20090918

review: the beatles | remastered box set (2009)


the beatles
remastered box set
9.9.2009
$199/$229
EMI/Apple


Okay, so there's a stereo box set, and a mono box set, and the first thing we need agree upon is that the mono versions are for gullible dumbasses.

(Yes, the Beatles worked on the mono versions back in the day, but that was because everyone's home had a mono ... stereo ... at home ... god we really were at the brink in the 60s. )

Unfortunately, the stereo versions aren't much better. Even crap garage bands know not to pan everything hard left and hard right! These albums are impossible to enjoy on headphones, which is how 90% of the world does 90% of its listening nowadays.

And let's get to the meat of it, shall we? For modern audiences, the Beatles are sorta fucking boring. We've heard their good songs and melodies a million-and-a-half times, and are shocked at just how many car-crash-like filler tracks greet us whenever we attempt to play an album all the way through.

Inevitably, I'll give Revolver or The White Album a go, having read for the thousandth time what a brilliant masterwork they is, and within ten minutes I've skipped through all the songs and am finding myself looking for something else to spin.

These remasters do nothing to improve upon one's listening experience.


Gene Simmons would approve.

If you read reviews because you're unsure whether to invest time & money into stuff here's my advice: skip this boxset. Maybe grab the "Past Masters" just to have as an emergency best-of lying around so when your favorite guitarist mentions referencing a Beatles song in a guitar solo, you can check it out or something. But face it, these are mostly songs that society is obliging you to have, not songs that you really want.

On the other hand, if you read reviews of your favorite bands and of movies after you've seen them (as I often do), then my advice is to recognize that it's perfectly reasonable for a dedicated music fan to go through life without having heard Sgt Pepper's front-to-back a dozen times.

And what's with them not having a live album? :P

rating: :(

20090916

"Your head slowly caves in from teh suck"


It wasn't until the shot of the stage WOBBLING as it rose that I guffawed from the Spinalytic Taposity.

This video was produced, directed, and edited with all the dexterity of a pudding. The song title is enough of an acknowledgment to Mustaine's high-school-dropout intellectuallessness but FUCK, this video is such an embarrassment! (The song itself I can live with, but a dose of intelligence to the lyrics would be nice.)

Also, the tacky "we like punishing Gitmo detainees" message is tacky. (Suffolk County prisoners don't wear black hoods or ear "protection".) The surprise hot chick is hot and a nice surprise.

20090915

review: despairs ray | "final call" (2008)



despairs ray
final call
9.9.2009
¥2000 | ¥2000 | ¥1260
universal


A decade ago, Karyu met Tsukasa when their respective mothers, former strippers at a dive called Liver Poo in Tokyo, got together for lunch.

The boys hit it off over a shared love of metal and started daydreaming about making a band.

Hizumi lived near one of them (it's never been made clear which one) and got the gig "out of convenience"; Zero's dad was a patron at Liver Poo and, having money, could afford to pay for the band's rehearsal time and, later, the start-up costs like photo shoots, CD pressing, and flyer printing & distribution.

Thus was Despairs Ray formed.

And now, in 2009, they've toured the US and the EU and reliably sold out one-mans throughout Japan for years and years. They've got three good albums, three more EPs, and a handful of DVDs. And last week, to their list of twelve CD singles, they added a thirteenth: Final Call.

Three tracks, all pretty much sounding exactly like you'd expect a Despairs Ray single and its subsequent b-sides to sound.

'Tis produced by that dude from Abingdon Boys School and I guess you can sorta tell, but ABS and The Ray already had a similar production style, a rocking one with a little growl, but very polished and cooked at the same time, Hizumi & Co. operating one supposes under the suspicion that as fans age they crave smoother chugs, not harsher ones (which is the opposite of the growth I and EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW experienced, going from Poison to Opeth in a ten year period...) But in Tokyo, all the girls who were in high school when these guys debuted are now married and in housewife mode, right? Can't have them 'banging to "Demon of the Fall..."


Too big for group shots -- someone had to stitch individual shots of them together into a group after the fact. :(

So, right, anyway, "Final Call" is the rocker with the zest every Despa single in the last five years has possessed; "Going On" is a little slower/chunkier and exposes more of Toshiyuki's production hand, and also sounds like every other Despa single of the last half-decade, except with "rapping," he says with a cringe; and "Ark in the Storm" evinces an '80s rocker feel in the verse guitars that I enjoy, and a chorus that only earns its keep after you've given it time to expand in your tummy a little, but mostly just lays back and lets your brain do the work of making it fun, or not, as you see fit.

I guess the DVD (on the more expensive sets) has some Euro-tour stuff, which makes it an automatic buy if you attended, or at least used to before the internet ascended to a point where you can be guaranteed to find anything you want in the exact filesize and encoding scheme you desire within five clicks...

For me, tho, this single joins the pile of other D.R. singles that I'll never seek out again.

Gimme some good ol' Terrors or Sexual Beast anyday.

rating: :\

Solve the Mystery of the Content of the D'espairsRay Live-Only VHSs the American Way!!!




D'espairsRay poster (gemini era, 2004) jrock VK
US $0.10
Time Left: 6d 23h 15m 00s






20090910

Updates



A) Kate started kindergarten. she did fine, wasn't scared, had a good time by all accounts. ^_^

B) I officially graduated, and added an MS to my BA and MA. Next stop, PhD...?

C) Firefox has gotten slow. I've moved to Chrome.

D) But still use firefox on ubuntu -- with user agent switching, set to "iPhone", so i get quick & easy mobile versions of the NYTimes and every other site. :)

E) I also set gmail to only work in HTTPS. (Settings > browser connection > always use https). It is more secure, especially on wifi networks.

F) I stopped using the wireless keyboard I mindlessly bought because ITS WIRELESS and transmitts the banking passwords i type into it THROUGH THE AIR.

E) My in-laws arrive tomorrow.

20090906

Even Monkeys Love "Puppets"


Sepientia:
"Monkeys interpret rising and falling tones differently than humans. Oddly, their only response to several samples of human music was a calming response to the heavy-metal band Metallica," said Professor Charles Snowdon, from the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
Like me, they showed no reaction when listening to Bach, Zep, or Miles Davis.

20090905

Velvet Guards & Sunday Citizens

japanese consulate 021
At the Consulate

There’s no sign; you just walk into the cavernous granite-and-glass lobby of one of the Park Avenue investment firms and look for the Japanese suit behind the long counter, who inspects your passports and instructs a guard to walk you through security, into an elevator, and onto the 18th floor, where you then go through another metal detector and sign in again, then take a number, which – because you knew to go midday, midweek – pings up on the “now serving” LED almost instantly.

Some lengthy form filing and filling out ensues, and when you’re done, Jack’s got Japanese citizenship. :)

20090904

thank you mario!



thankyoumario generator

get these out of my sight!

edit: also found Hitman Blood MOney & Bioshock, both looking brand new in their boxes...

edit2: oh shit! two ancient Despairs Ray VHS live distro only live tapes from 1/25/03 (On Air West) & 4/27/2003 (Liquid Room) !

edit3: and Macross book called This is Animation, full o' sketches and watercolors of Minmei and the SDF-1


any three items for $20, free shipping...
single items = $10
payment via paypal only please!



January 2001
Fool's Mate

  • Pierrot (private enemy-era)
  • Kyo (sunglasses & hand to his mouth looking nerdy/introspective-era)
  • Malice Mizer
  • Plastic Tree
  • Cali=gari
  • Yoshiki
  • one single page of Alien Mar'iage live
  • Laputa (in the desert)
  • Ken Lloyd (looking 15 years old)
  • Buck Tick (live)
  • SADS (live)
  • Luna Sea THE FINAL ACT live pix
  • all in color! (plus a b&w page of Madeth Gray'll headshots.)

August 2000
Rockin' F (guitar mag)
  • Siam Shade
  • Luna Sea
  • Dir en grey
  • Oblivion Dust
  • Tab:
  1. Siam Shade - "Get a Life"
  2. X Japan - "Kurenai"
  3. The Slut Banks - "Noisy Love"
  4. plus four bars of Luna Sea's "Precious" and twelve bars of X Japan's "Vanishing Love" (for ~technique~!)



Arena 37c
March 1997
This is the first non-used jrock mag i ever bought, so i really shouldn't sell it... it's got live pix of X Japan & Luna Sea & L'Arc IN THEIR PRIME! (Well, actually L'Arc wouldn't hit their prime for another year and a half... o snap it's the issue with the '96 J live I attended, nevermind i'm keeping this!





X Japan
X-ism
The first official book on X Japan ever published; has a handful of photos from their early days (Hide in his Persian Rug Merchant phase, Yoshiki dolled up for the prom), but is mostly interviews. Long, long, long interviews.




Blowing My Cover: My Life as a CIA Spy
Lindsay Moran
Whiny little tome about how hard it is to date guys when you're trying to SAVE THE FREE WORLD FROM TYRANNY.

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Dave Eggers
Whiny hipster doorstop about losing your parents and raising your kid brother while trying to date women and start a lame-ass indie lit mag.

John le Carre
A Murder of Quality,
Absolute Friends, and
The Mission Song

His second book isn't so hot (he didn't hit his stride til his 3rd book, The Spy Who Came in From the Cold). Absolute Friends and Mission Song are from 2003 and 2006 and take his delusion with the genre and magnify it thru the Bush-hating prism he developed after the invasion of Iraq. They're okay books but unlike his 70s/80s/90s output, i don't intend to ever read them again.




The World Tomorrow
Yannick Monget
Picture book of poorly photoshopped images depicting worldwide armageddon via natural disaster.




The Art of Star Wars
carol titelman
pretty cool stuff, but the only times i've cracked it open are when i've thought about throwing it away ;^_^

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20090903

Japan's new prime minister has lousy taste in women



msnbc.com:
TOKYO - Japan's next prime minister might be nicknamed "the alien,"
really?
but it's his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.
fabulous.
"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year.

"It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."
Mmmm, CO2 and sulfuric acid, thick enough to crush cars and hot enough to melt LEAD!

Hopefully she doesn't advise him on environmental policy.
Yukio Hatoyama is due to be voted in as premier on Sept. 16 following his party's crushing election victory over the long-ruling Liberal Democratic Party Sunday.
Yukio Hatoyama, 62, the rich grandson of a former prime minister,
Oh great, 'cos that worked so well when the US elected Nookl'ar Bush for two terms in a row...
was once nicknamed "the alien" for his prominent eyes.
And now the teased nerd gets his revenge on whatever industries his tormentors went into.

this is looking well.

Bored to Death


I'm looking forward to this, as who wouldn't wanna be a private eye in their spare time?

Also, (no... sleep... til...) Brooklyn!




In other news, I went thru the channels I could get for free thru my Time Warner Cable internet service, using the Hybrid Volar Max device I've mentioned before, and since this is the second time i did this, and have no desire to do it a third time, and have not found a similar list online...



NYC TWC 256QAM:
  • 53.2 NY1 hd
  • 101.7 C-SPAN2
  • 101.13 CUNY
  • 103.2 FOX hd
  • 104.1 NBC hd
  • 104.2 ABC hd
  • 104.3 nbcny
  • 104.4 nbcus
  • 104.5 abcny
  • 104.6 LW hd
  • 105.1 CBS hd
  • 105.2 PBS13 hd
  • 105.3 ei (kids pbs13)
  • 105.4 [spanish]
  • 108.11 NJN (pbs52)
  • 116.11 CSPAN3
  • 118.11 twc kids on demand (clips/ads)
  • 122.10 tv guide channel
The ones in bold are the ones I kept.

In Win7/WMC, they weren't detected; I had to go to Settings > Guide > Add Missing Channels and type each channel in (as 256QAM), one at a time. Laborious!

An antenna is a lot nicer; MCE detects everything and syncs up program schedules.

20090902

Heard about the rapper who forced her label to pay for her Cornell Ph.D.? It never happened.

Slate:
One problem: Virtually everything about the Daily News' heartwarming "projects-to-Ph.D." story appears to be false.

An investigation by Slate has revealed:

  • According to Warner, neither it nor any of its subsidiary record labels ever had a contract with Shanté, and it was not obligated to pay for her education. Indeed, there's no evidence that it ever did.
  • Shanté—real name Lolita Shanté Gooden—doesn't have a Ph.D. from Cornell or anywhere else. Indeed, she admitted it in an interview with Slate. And Cornell has no record of Gooden (or "Shanté") ever attending or receiving a degree.
  • According to Marymount Manhattan College records, Shanté enrolled there but dropped out less than four months later without ever earning a degree.
  • New York state records indicate that no one named Lolita Gooden or Roxanne Shanté is licensed to practice psychology or any related field.
I'm just glad to read this because I'm so sick to fucking death of having had read about it for the last seven days.

Also, PhD Comics is like the Dilbert of grad school:

20090901

Channels Worth Keeping

NYC TWC 256QAM:
  • 53.2 NY1 hd
  • 101.7 C-SPAN2
  • 101.13 CUNY
  • 103.1 FOX hd
  • 103.2 CW/wpix11 hd
  • 104.1 NBC hd
  • 104.2 ABC hd
  • 104.3 nbcny
  • 104.4 nbcus
  • 104.5 abcny
  • 104.6 LW hd
  • 105.1 CBS hd
  • 105.2 PBS13 hd
  • 105.3 ei (kids pbs13)
  • 105.4 [spanish]
  • 108.11 NJN (pbs52)
  • 116.11 CSPAN3
  • 118.11 twc kids on demand (clips/ads)
  • 122.10 tv guide channel
Works in Avermedia automatically and WMC (by progamming each channel in; channel search won't find 'em -- Settings > Guide > Add Missing Channels > Add QAM Channel.)

bitchin' ride




What I like about motorcycles:
  • badass/very metal
  • cheaper than a good car
  • easier to find parking
  • fuel-efficienter
  • less parts than a car / simple enough to provoke the illusion that i could fix it myself



What I do not like about motorcycles:
  • increased likelihood of painful death

I showed a Mac Motorcycles ad/article to the wife, she said, "If you like it, get one!"

She wants me dead.