geist
grotesque
2009 | $????
I figured this would be a pretty quick writeup... "cool"/"meh"/"yuck"/"meh" done. Wrong!
"Radio Free Mother" alternates between syncopated verses, chugging bridges and racing chorii but never clicks; but "Mizery" clicks almost immediately, with tom-toms massaging sustained wolfy chords in the intro, transitioning to growling, curly, thick guitar in the verses and bridges...
"Sa:dism" = great guitars (like juicy meaty steaks encrusted in cracked black peppercorn crunchiness)! Love the
false ending that notches up the massive pyramid-movingness of it all too.

Track four, "AB-" starts out as a ballad, then segues into a sloppier alt-rocky "I only tune my lefty Fender Jaguar that I bought from a Salvation Army on Tuesdays" type-o-thing after a minute, then segues into a tighter mid-tempo rager-ish dealie for another 45 seconds, then switches back into ballad mode, then into a uphill chugger for a spell. It's like a multiple personality disorder in my head.
"Starlight Opera" is pleasant enough, and doesn't throw you any loops (a relief after that last track!). You know how professors in creative writing and film classes always tell you to "learn the rules, and ~then~ you can break them"? This is the track where Geist shows they know the rules & conventions of the genre.

The first third of the next song, "Kaijin no Hana," has a ticklish malevolence about it, with the bass and drums locking into an ominous groove on a bed of steady 8thy guitar, but it throws it all down the toilet at 1:32 when a small flock of squawking birds descends upon your head and masturbatorily wah-wahs you to the brink of incontinence. It's not until the last third that you get sweet relief, via a decent metal groove, with splashes of china cymbal and some cool gang vocal
. But it's too late, your head and hair is thick with wretched Hammettian stench of bird droppings!
"The Brilliant Black" has a brilliant riff -- and sweet tone! -- and gets my head bobbin' again. Mellows for a bit midway, which bums me out, but only temporarily, as the last third slowly (and awesomely) gets rolling like an old freight train skipping and sliding on icy tracks til it hits its stride and starts racing along its remote mountain corridor. I went back to listen to this part of the song three times on first listen. Love it!

"Hero Gravity" starts with a cocky swagger, then gets in its car and floors it. Like the last song, the drums nail everything to the wall and make it all awesome. The guitar solo, however, is a missed opportunity.
"Nevaehell" doesn't know what it wants to be; there's a lot of that jangly "middle strings at the middle of the neck" sort of jankiness that lots of VK bands do, then the default
fastfastfastgrowlgrowlgrowl thing, neither of which do much for me. But the bit after the
fffggg @1:20 is cool, especially with the steady bass chugging steadily underneath, and then the guitars joining in with it @1:47 is luscious, all the more because it's a fleeting moment of awesomeness... and then, argh, it's followed by so much midrangey midranging middlestringy middleneckedness that I lose interest... :(

Track 10, "Enshou", has a Vai-demos-like little hammer-on/pull-off intro, some grimy heaviness, some vicious headbanging, and some dirty-yet-clean arpeggiatin', then rinses and repeats it all. Never quite takes off, but some tracks are like that. (Probably should've left it as a B-side or something?)
"Tokyo Rose" is reminiscent of
Jealousy-era X Japan, but maybe that's just the title planting that suspicion in my head...? No... as I hear it, it's heavy but vaguely playful, like a lot of X's stuff... guitars have a bit of Hide-like bite to 'em too... and the drummer is doing, like, twice as much work-stuff as most drummers would instinctively do, which is Yoshiki's M.O. to a T... cool guitar solo... and the long fade out works perfectly... I like it!

"Paranoia" is a minute of pianos, then some syncopated disco high-hattin', neither of which foreshadows the bitchin' bridge groove. Chorus is 'sokay, revisiting the synco'd high-hat-a-rific verse; the gallopy chug section after it is better; and the bit with the harpsichord (Mana's skeletal influence has an even greater reach than previously known!) is
epic, and the immediate four-or-eight bars after it serves the song well, but then it's back to the I-have-heard-this-many-times-before and-didn't-like-it-that-much-then-either chorus that reduces the song to "should we stick it near the middle or near the end of the album"-ness. I hate when greatness gets mired by cliche. :(
And lastly, the title track, "Grotesque," which is
brootal, moreso because the brutality ebbs and flows like a batch of floating corpses along the Baltimorean shore. But is that a mastering error at 2:39 and again at 5:00 exactly or what?! And do these make the promotional CD they sent me more valuable or less? ^_^
Nonetheless, this album has many kick-ass moments and is easy to recommend.
rating: :)