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20091031

I Look Forward to Obama Doing a Voice on... uh, The Venture Bros? (The US really doesn't have any good sci-fi/giant monster/martial arts franchises)



Metropolis:
...former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, 67, has signed on to be the voice of Ultraman King in Mega Monster Battle – Ultra Galaxy Legend: The Movie, after his son and first-term House of Representatives member Shinjiro Koizumi, 28, urged him to accept the part.

One of his lines read, “We have to continue the fight, and support the weak. Rise again, warriors of the Land of Light. For peace and justice! For all the universe!”

The movie opens in cinemas here on December 12:

The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

Cleaning out my bookmarks for the first time in YEEEARS...


Probably Not Skippy

Skippy’s List:
Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army:
  • 14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo.
  • 15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
  • 16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
  • 17. God may not contradict any of my orders.
  • 20. Must not taunt the French any more.
  • 21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
  • 26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!”
  • 27. Don’t tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).
  • 28. Don’t take the batteries out of the other soldiers alarm clocks (Even if they do hit snooze about forty times).
  • 29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
  • 32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
  • 33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
  • 34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
  • 35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker”)

etc ^_^

I love these because each line tells a whole story, and he could've written 1000 words on each event, but each line is enough. Very efficient delivery mechanism. :)

20091030

Going Offline in Search of Freedom



NYTimes.com:
"Those mythical [Sirens] didn’t seduce with beauty or carnality — not with petty diversions — but with the promise of unending knowledge. “Over all the generous earth we know everything that happens,” they crooned to passing ships, vowing that any sailor who heeded their voices would emerge a “wiser man.”

That is precisely the draw of the Internet."
That's pretty cool... tho i confess i thought it the myth was all about teh sex!

reviews: kagrra, feel so bad & velgreed


Velgreed

velgreed
facts drown in evidence 2009

Cool disc title. Taking over from where bands like Dio ~Distraught Overlord~ & Unsraw left off, Velgreed does their half-growling, half nasal-singing best on well written, riff-a-licious tracks like "Corrosion" and "Hollow", but they're a couple years behind the curve. They have technical chops and songwriting smarts tho, so it'd be smart to keep an eye on 'em -- could be the next Matenrou Opera... or Deluhi. :/

~


shiki 2009

Ahh, Kagrra, your ability to disappoint is unmatched! "Shiki" sounds like every other measly, wain ballad-with-a-dash-of-"barely-rock" you've put out lo these last four years...

"Musou Sakai" has an actual riff and harkens back to your early, rockinger days. But sans your trademark Neo-Japonisme! Boo!

"Gikyoku Kagome Uta" captures a cool new vibe successfully, but that vibe is mostly lounge-lizardy. The chorus guitars have a nice growl, but... well, none of us are getting any younger, but I guess you deserve points for tryin'. :/

~

feel so bad
perfectness 2006

Once you've made the mistake of buying supporting a band that releases an album a month for a year -- that's $25/mo plus shipping from Japan -- you are pretty much stuck buying everything they will ever do ever again. The only alternative is to admit your stupidity, which I refuse to do!

So last month, when I discovered FSB had gotten back together and released an album -- in 2006 (news about 'em travels slow), I CDJapan'd it immediately but with great reservation.

The disc's okay. They're metal, and talented players, and playful and eclectic, but nothing they do is life-changing. OTOH, they occupy a slot that few other bands do, somewhere in heavier, Dream Theaterier sphere of things, but the chick singer (she started out in pop rock; the guitarist, bassist, and drummer were her backing band) and the Japaneseness of it all makes for some unique listening. You'll also get a taste of Van Halen (on tracks like "Run or Run").

Unfortunately, to give them a smiley would imply too much confidence in their ability to not sound like they wrote all this music twenty years ago, so... :/

20091028

review: geist | "grotesque" (2009)


geist
grotesque
2009 | $????

I figured this would be a pretty quick writeup... "cool"/"meh"/"yuck"/"meh" done. Wrong!

"Radio Free Mother" alternates between syncopated verses, chugging bridges and racing chorii but never clicks; but "Mizery" clicks almost immediately, with tom-toms massaging sustained wolfy chords in the intro, transitioning to growling, curly, thick guitar in the verses and bridges...

"Sa:dism" = great guitars (like juicy meaty steaks encrusted in cracked black peppercorn crunchiness)! Love the false ending that notches up the massive pyramid-movingness of it all too.

Track four, "AB-" starts out as a ballad, then segues into a sloppier alt-rocky "I only tune my lefty Fender Jaguar that I bought from a Salvation Army on Tuesdays" type-o-thing after a minute, then segues into a tighter mid-tempo rager-ish dealie for another 45 seconds, then switches back into ballad mode, then into a uphill chugger for a spell. It's like a multiple personality disorder in my head.

"Starlight Opera" is pleasant enough, and doesn't throw you any loops (a relief after that last track!). You know how professors in creative writing and film classes always tell you to "learn the rules, and ~then~ you can break them"? This is the track where Geist shows they know the rules & conventions of the genre.

The first third of the next song, "Kaijin no Hana," has a ticklish malevolence about it, with the bass and drums locking into an ominous groove on a bed of steady 8thy guitar, but it throws it all down the toilet at 1:32 when a small flock of squawking birds descends upon your head and masturbatorily wah-wahs you to the brink of incontinence. It's not until the last third that you get sweet relief, via a decent metal groove, with splashes of china cymbal and some cool gang vocal. But it's too late, your head and hair is thick with wretched Hammettian stench of bird droppings!

"The Brilliant Black" has a brilliant riff -- and sweet tone! -- and gets my head bobbin' again. Mellows for a bit midway, which bums me out, but only temporarily, as the last third slowly (and awesomely) gets rolling like an old freight train skipping and sliding on icy tracks til it hits its stride and starts racing along its remote mountain corridor. I went back to listen to this part of the song three times on first listen. Love it!

"Hero Gravity" starts with a cocky swagger, then gets in its car and floors it. Like the last song, the drums nail everything to the wall and make it all awesome. The guitar solo, however, is a missed opportunity.

"Nevaehell" doesn't know what it wants to be; there's a lot of that jangly "middle strings at the middle of the neck" sort of jankiness that lots of VK bands do, then the default fastfastfastgrowlgrowlgrowl thing, neither of which do much for me. But the bit after the fffggg @1:20 is cool, especially with the steady bass chugging steadily underneath, and then the guitars joining in with it @1:47 is luscious, all the more because it's a fleeting moment of awesomeness... and then, argh, it's followed by so much midrangey midranging middlestringy middleneckedness that I lose interest... :(

Track 10, "Enshou", has a Vai-demos-like little hammer-on/pull-off intro, some grimy heaviness, some vicious headbanging, and some dirty-yet-clean arpeggiatin', then rinses and repeats it all. Never quite takes off, but some tracks are like that. (Probably should've left it as a B-side or something?)

"Tokyo Rose" is reminiscent of Jealousy-era X Japan, but maybe that's just the title planting that suspicion in my head...? No... as I hear it, it's heavy but vaguely playful, like a lot of X's stuff... guitars have a bit of Hide-like bite to 'em too... and the drummer is doing, like, twice as much work-stuff as most drummers would instinctively do, which is Yoshiki's M.O. to a T... cool guitar solo... and the long fade out works perfectly... I like it!

"Paranoia" is a minute of pianos, then some syncopated disco high-hattin', neither of which foreshadows the bitchin' bridge groove. Chorus is 'sokay, revisiting the synco'd high-hat-a-rific verse; the gallopy chug section after it is better; and the bit with the harpsichord (Mana's skeletal influence has an even greater reach than previously known!) is epic, and the immediate four-or-eight bars after it serves the song well, but then it's back to the I-have-heard-this-many-times-before and-didn't-like-it-that-much-then-either chorus that reduces the song to "should we stick it near the middle or near the end of the album"-ness. I hate when greatness gets mired by cliche. :(

And lastly, the title track, "Grotesque," which is brootal, moreso because the brutality ebbs and flows like a batch of floating corpses along the Baltimorean shore. But is that a mastering error at 2:39 and again at 5:00 exactly or what?! And do these make the promotional CD they sent me more valuable or less? ^_^

Nonetheless, this album has many kick-ass moments and is easy to recommend.

rating: :)

I'm just really digging this first chapter...



Jay McInerney
Bright Lights, Big City
You are not the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of morning. But you are here, and you cannot say that the terrain is entirely unfamiliar, although the details are a little fuzzy. You are at a nightclub talking to a girl with a shaved head. The club is either Heartbreak or the Lizard Lounge...

The night has already turned on that imperceptible pivot where two a.m. changes to six a.m. You know that moment has come and gone, though you are not yet willing to concede that you have crossed the line beyond which all is gratuitous damage and the palsy of unraveled nerve endings. Somewhere back there it was possible to cut your losses...

You are leaning back against a post which may or may not be structural with regard to the building but nonetheless feels essential for the maintenance of an upright position...

You spot a girl at the edge of the dance floor who looks like your last chance for earthly salvation. You know for a fact tha tif you go out into the morning alone, without even your sunglasses -- which you have neglected to bring, because who, after all, plans on these travesties -- the harsh, angling light will turn you to flesh and bone.
The "two a.m. to six a.m. pivot" is what hooked me, because, YES.

20091027

L4D2x4 ^_^


$149.99 $134.99
Pre-Purchase Left 4 Dead 2 - Four Pack
Includes four copies of Left 4 Dead 2 - Send the extra copies to your friends and you'll all get early access to the demo and exclusive in-game baseball bat.

Anyone wanna buy-in? $34, like last time. :)

Hulu - The New Cable

The Big Money:
"And now even great bastions of freedom are beginning to fall. Hulu, the streaming-video wunderkind co-owned by News Corp. (NWS), Disney (DIS), and NBC/Universal may start charging for content. Last week News Corp.’s deputy chairman, Chase Carey, said, 'It’s time to start getting paid for broadcast content online.” By 2010, Carey said, that time may arrive."
I could see Hulu becoming the new cable.



I scoff at the idea of paying for stuff that's on broadcast television (30 Rock, Lost) but I wouldn't mind paying  $10/mo to see episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm, or to be able to watch the latest Venture Bros. without having to navigate their SHITTY official site... and if that $10/mo covered Lost and 30 Rock too, well, cool.

A centralized online place where ALL television shows wind up would be really convenient, and if it saves me the hassle of torrenting or scouring Youtube, all the better.)

On a related note, shows I am watching this month/season:
  • South Park
  • 30 Rock
  • Family Guy
  • Venture Bros
  • Law & Order
  • The Soup
  • Bored to Death
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm

That's it. Mostly comedies, which I find ironically depressing, especially when only the uber-cheap The Soup makes me laugh out loud for sure each week...

I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds

Getting hideously drunk at a dinner party and embarrassing yourself is certainly nothing new. As far back as the 9th Century, the beautifully named 'Dunhuang Bureau of Etiquette' insisted that local officials use the following letter template (dated 856) when sending apologies to offended dinner hosts:


"Yesterday, having drunk too much, I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds; but none of the rude and coarse language I used was uttered in a conscious state. The next morning, after hearing others speak on the subject, I realised what had happened, whereupon I was overwhelmed with confusion and ready to sink into the earth with shame."

Yoshiki needs some of these for when his announced musical projects fall through.

20091023

Awash in Dir en grey PVs

 
Dir en grey - "Red Soil" PV

This video for "Red Soil" fails so utterly in comparison with PVs like this:


 
KR Cube

or this:


Child Prey (yes, I know this video is redonkulous!)

or this:


 
Kodou

or this!


Tsumi to Batsu


It's like you can HEAR the director yelling to Kyo: shake your hair more! Lift your arms up! Act like a standard boring rocker! Yeah!

Just a boring fuckin' vid for a song that, if it had any lustre, it's lost it now.

I met up with Tom (who posts here regularly) last night while he was here in NYC, and we talked about how Deg has evolved from artful rocking to just metalmetalmetal and this PV is even more evidence of that; I can imagine fuckin' MetalSkool doing a video JUST LIKE the one for "Red Soil," except they'd be in on the joke.

rating: :(


ps - where the fuck did all the 48th St guitar shops go to? Me & Tommy went yesterday, and there's just Rudy's and The Blob-like Sam Ash now?! Also, I popped my Cold Stone Creamery cherry. Cake Batter!

20091022

Silly Goose! There's No Burger Kings in Japan!




Actually, I recall hearing rumors of a Burger King restaurant in sleazy nightclubby Roppongi, or in the wealthy expatland that is Ebisu, but such sightings remain Loch-Ness-Monsterian in their insubstantiation....

And, this image E sent me yesterday begs to be posted:


Burger King Diamond!

review: exist trace | "ambivalent symphony" (2009)

ambivalent symphony
2009 | MOCD-1902 | ¥2,625

A more accurate title I have ne'er encountered. (Starting with Asumiko Nakamuro's vaguely whiny cover art...)

The first of seven tracks, "Resonance" chugs along neatly in standard exist trace fashion... maybe a little too predictably. And the spooky echoey guitar use in the intro and post-chorus doesn't work at all.


"Umi no shizuku" shows off Jo's ballady voice in the intro, then turns into something Kagrra-ish, except instead of using traditional Japanese instruments, a $50 Casio was employed... the chorus vocal melody I like, but I think it's the production that nixes this one: there's little of the sparkle, spaciousness, or depth, that this song cries out for. OTOH, the lead-up to the chorus from 2:50-3:06 tickles my cochlea. Ooh!



Naoto (g) & Miko (g)


"Overture" is just a 90-second intro track of ambient darkwavy synth and sound effects, cleverly placed in the middle of the disc so as to forestall its exposure as a fraud! INTRO TRACKS GO IN THE FRONT! AND/OR BACK! To violate this tenet is to risk internet flamewars. ("This song is tagged wrongz! It's clearly track ONE, not track THREE!" / "It's free, don't complain!" / etc...)

"Ambivalence" feels like the track they spent the most time on, a mid-tempo head-nodder that gets harder and softer like the tide until the chorus takes off. And -- guess what -- I am totally ambivalent towards this track.


jo (v)


At first, "Forward" sounds like it was recorded onto a cassette tape two years ago, but then it turns into a slicker, radio-friendly Top-40 tune... and then goes back to its VK roots, and then back to the Top 40s, and then the VK roots again... It's cool.

"Wrath" sees Jo singing more femininely throughout, an is less crowded than the other tracks on the disc. It's not quite a ballad -- or is it? -- but that won't stop fans from waving lighters cellphones when the chorus begins! It's pretty. Not the kind of track I'll go back to again and again, but pretty.


omi (d) & mally (b)


Lastly, "Owari no nai sekai" is probably Exist Trace's "Wish" -- it's an upbeat little skipper that twinkles like the stars in the verse and bursts like a sunrise in the chorus. Balloons and confetti will descend from the ceilings! Best track on the disc (another thing it has in common with "Wish"!)

Though the last track is wonderful and a couple other songs are serviceably listenable, overall this mini isn't banging down anybody's front doors. It'll do for now, but ultimately I'd like to see ET exploring some new songwriting paths, and putting out discs with production that better enhances the strengths of each song.

rating: :\

20091021

Snag these SW33T D33LZ before i put 'em up on ebay!


SANY0334
If you buys these, i wonts be ables to wears thems to highs school! Nooooez!

 
~

 SANY0344 SANY0345
I *love* this shirt. Official Earache Records T from, like, 1994-5? Nice thick material, and deep maroon (the 2nd pic is more color-accurate), so it stands out against all the black Ts at a club/concert, and also trumpets your awareness of obscure metal bands, which is how troo metalheadz getz all the ladiez. You don't even have to talk, you just turn your back to them and point!  ~$25


SANY0346 SANY0347
XL Gn'R T, UYI1 on the front, UYI2 on the back. A little on the small side for a extra large. Also a little closer to dark gray than black after many many washings. GnR is still cool, rite? ~$10


SANY0349 SANY0350
Nice stout XL Iron Maiden 10 Year anniversary T, circa 89 or 90 I guess, a lil' faded and a lil' shrunk, and very used looking, so you won't look like the chavs that show up to concerts in shiny new Master of Puppets t-shirts.   ~$20. (I charge more for the Ts I hope Kate & Jack will wear in the future....)


SANY0351 SANY0352
Chris Poland! Damn the Machine! Awesome band with only one album... this shirt is in great, cherished condition, deep black still, XL, with just minor crackle-ness on the artwork. ~$50 because this band is fuckin' awesome and tooooo rare. (I also feel the need to announce that I have the 3 b-sides from their only CD single...)


SANY0353 SANY0355
XL. I think i bought this in Tokyo. Skid Row Slave to the Grind tour T, sleeves chopped off, average material and decent art (nuthin' screams "metal" like a red-eyed Bigfoot on a throne of skulls...)... I guess you'd have to wear this one ironically? I dunno. ~$5


SANY0339 SANY0340
Megadeth "Hangar 18" sleeveless, all-over T, front & back identical. It's a roomy XL.The all-over print is a little too over-the-top, and it makes you look bigger, which is not an advantage for me! ~$5

SANY0356 SANY0357

 Van Halen F.U.C.K. T, excellent thick material and colorful, sleeves chopped off. Unlike all the other T's, this one's a "large". ~$10 Really pretty shirt, more eye-popping than the flash photography makes it look.


SANY0341 SANY0342
I don't know who the hell this band is, or if it even is a band, but the demon-winged businessman on the back is pretty cool, maybe it's Bernie Madoff. Nice stout XL Fruit o' the Loom T, still black because I never wore it. ~$5




SANY0358 SANY0359
XL. Bought this at SxSW 2006 during my interview with Takeshi (the singer/guitarist) that ran in Purple Sky so long ago. This shirt is in great shape, and very cool, and says shit like "Oh, not popcorn, where's body?", "Rock or Die!!!" and "Enjoy Ellegarden til your dead" [sic]... the back has an ass-tag that reads in part "Devilishly Delightful Sabbat 13"... very stout, new, cool shirt from an awesome band, ~$50. :p

Shipping: $5 flat fee

Make a bid in the comments!

20091020

review: dead end | "princess" pv (2009)


thanks deathknight!

FUCK. YES.

I love this song! It's hilarious how much more listenable a 56kbps Youtube rip is than the supercompressed radio rip from a few days ago.

Maybe Creature Creature warmed me up for this, I dunno, but this is some groovy, epic fuckin' rock that I was totally unprepared for. I limited my exposure to Dead End because it was always mentioned in the same breath as bands like X Japan (whom I lurv but, c'mon, "there can be only one") and .... what's that fuckin' band? The one old like X Japan but still doing stuff, but all of it shitty? "Bacon" or something.

...Buck Tick!

(LOL, "Bacon.")

I figured Dead End would sound like X Japan imitators. Or sound like Buck Tick, a bandI despise beyond all reason and hope of deincorrigibility.

I was wrong!Dead End fuckin' rocks. At least in 2009.

Plus Morrie is a fuckin' badass. Not many guys can hold the camera's gaze like that...

I will now commence a deep-sea-like exploration of Dead End's back catalog...

rating: :)

(But I'm the first to groan at any PV with circus freaks in it... fuckin' animate woods is what they are!)

review: uverworld | "kanashimi wa kitto" pv (2009)


thanks Azu!

Beautiful video with lots of crisp tracking shots full of depth-of-fieldy goodness... This is how you do a classy PV that costs a million dollars.

But (like Azu said), not a lot of compelling songness here.

Also, increasingly, I resent songs that plaster a bunch of orchestral strings on top of the guitars, as if to dissuade us from the impression that the song is doing nothing.

rating: :\

20091018

review: kagrra | "shiki" (pv) (2009)

This video has all the awesomeness of a bowler hat.


new Kagrra PV - "Shiki"

thx toaster!

Which is to say, NONE.

Even the band looks bored, listening their own damn song. Except for a 1% boost of tastiness during the solo, this whole thing could just as easily have been done in 2005 and just released now and you'd never be awares.

Evolve, Kagrra, evolve!!!

Watching a once-great band like this stagnate in its own mildewy funk, trying to get the same thing that worked in '02 to work again now, depresses. I think I'd prefer to see 'em split up, rather than fade away like this.

(Though what I'd really prefer is for them to do something neo-japanesque that isn't the same half-assed slow-to-mid-tempo radio-ish rock song.)

(Or solo EPs... that'd be sorta cool.)

rating: :(

20091017

Going Foursies on Borderlands




Steam is selling individual copies of Borderlands for $45; and four-packs for $135 (which works out to $33.50 per person).

Me, Ame and Xio and Cengiz are gonna do one; we need a fourth! Interested?

Sign up in the comments -- and if we get five people interested, well then, that's another four-pack!

EDIT: Can't do that (the four pack must include the buyer) -- but you guys should feel free to organize another four-pack if you wantsies.

(Ame, Xio, Cengiz -- paypal me $34 and yo' steamnames -- jrocknyc@gmail.com!)

The Song Decoders at Pandora

NYTimes.com:
"...a company has hired a bunch of “musicologists,” who sit at computers and listen to songs, one at a time, rating them element by element, separating out what sometimes comes to hundreds of data points for a three-minute tune. The company, an Internet radio service called Pandora, is convinced that by pouring this information through a computer into an algorithm, it can guide you, the listener, to music that you like. The premise is that your favorite songs can be stripped to parts and reverse-engineered..."

I believe it ~is~ possible, but once it is, it'll ruin your listening, because once you know what makes a song special, it loses its shine.

Kinda like when you learn to play your favorite riff. A lot of the time, it steal the magic away.

Google Chrome Japanese Themes

Google Chrome Themes Gallery:

Ratchet & Clank Future 2 preview
Ratchet & Clank Future 2

I've never played the game, and never will, but the japanese artist that made this theme did a really good job -- especially when you compare it to some of the other ones (like the Oscar de la Renta one that renders your browser menu UNREADABLE...)

There's at least a dozen Japan-centric themes in the bunch. ^_^

20091016

New Dead End Does Not Suck


new Dead End
thx Deathknight!

The songwriting and performances seem pretty cool, which is an amazing feat considering how squashed and mutilated the audio has been by the radio station that broadcasted it. Listen to that! It's criminal!

20091015

Better and Better

Dvorak Uncensored:
Eugene Robinson said sex was the last thing on his mind as he drove the pretty young woman who had asked for a ride to her motel.


 “I was all jammed up with sexual feeling because
I hadn’t had sex since 1989. That’s a long time.”


“I was waiting for God to send me the one that’s supposed to be my Christian wife,” he said. “That’s what it says in the Bible.”

Yet within minutes of taking the woman to a cheap motel in neighboring Absecon, the 67-year-old Atlantic City Councilman and Baptist minister was receiving oral sex.
Ohh!
“I was so surprised,” he testified Wednesday in an Atlantic County courtroom. “I, um, hadn’t really had any sexual activity since ‘89. I thought that, naively, we were going to just pet.”
Ohhhh!!!
He didn’t know that the woman was a prostitute hired by his political rivals to lure him into a sex sting, and that a camera hidden in a clock radio near the bed was recording the tryst.
Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!

20091014

review: scandal | "yumemiru tsubasa" pv (2009)

New Scandal single is out. These girls are getting lamer and lamer with each passing release.

I dunno if they write their own stuff or what, but I think they need to get some really good songwriters and really good producers to package their cute asses up, like a rockinger Morning Musume or something, with uber-catchy songs and clever, artsy videos, and start to kick some ass.

'Cos the crap above is just BORING. How you make cute Japanese girls in school uni's playing rock guitars boring, I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

20091012

review: chemical pictures | "praparat" (pv) (2009)


Chemical Pictures' debut PV, "Praparat", starts out with a twinkling guitar and lead vocals (doubled on the 1st, which made me go "uh-oh", but then not doubled on the 2nds or 4ths so, phew, he actually has confidence in his ability to sing!)... and I'm thinking, "Oh, okay, it's a ballad."

Then a change-up at the one-minute mark into the pop-bop-funk intro, which reminded me of Thursday afternoon, when I was getting my teeth cleaned, and the dental hygienist -- the old one, not the young one, boo! -- was, like, scraping my gums off the bone with needles wrapped in sandpaper soaked in brine.



I RESISTED WITH ALL MY MIGHT the siren's call of the fast-forward button -- because, goddamnit, it's Jimi up there! -- and, amazingly, the section got a little better. It wasn't as brittle as most VK bands would've done it, it was more swaggery, more like an impromptu jam led by Lenny Kravitz. Not my thing at all, but I survived it. :)



And 20 seconds later it's into the next part of the song, and there's SO MANY PARTS to this song that I can only swear to the chorus having repeated itself more than once. Every other part was unexpected (a totally new section) or at least unfamiliar (same verse, but heavily modified). If most songs have 4 or 5 bits, this one had 8 to 10!



The verse was funky, and busy without being cluttered, and reminded me of Kagerou or... who? Oh! Ah! Tip of my ton-- Deadman! Yes. It's that sort of skilled musicians working together to create a cohesive whole.



What it lacks in heaviness it makes up for in catchiness and fun, and the production is all pro all the way, and I love the bit of showmanship near the end where Ten-ten tosses the mic in the air, catches it, and then doesn't sing into it.



In fact, along with the revelation that this song is all sorts of complicated, the big eye-opener for me was that the singer does not act like a twat on stage. (I see photos of the crazy-haired-afro guitarist and his crazy-haired afro head, and those sparkly slit-lens'd glasses that make me want to PUNCH PEOPLE, and I worry, "Are they gonna be all barefoot and spazzy on stage?")



I was SO HAPPY to see they were not. Tenten's really good up there. The lead guitarist was bending backwards with teh best of 'em. The other guitarist, with the tights and the fur cuffs and the diamond-print mime-style shirt and Wildensteinian makeup, he appearance is antithetical to the core of my own existence. ^_^



I was also pleased to see that the video was edited well, and was easily watchable. But there was NOT ENOUGH JIMI! Seems like the editor showed shots of everyone doing a couple cool moves except our bassist-friend! C'mon! We've seen Tommy videos, we know he can jump his ass off!



Oh and that guitar solo is the most noteworthy one to come out of a Japanese band in the last two years.

This is the kind of song I'll have to listen to half a dozen more times just to really digest it all. :)

(Now it only we could buy the CD here in America instead of me having to listen to a Youtube rip... :p)