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20100731

Surprise! You're Dead!

BBC News:


"He was thought to be the oldest man in Tokyo -- but when officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday, they uncovered mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed."
I hate when that happens!

And why not, let's watch some classic Faith No More:


review: sads | "the 7 deadly sins" (2010)


sads
the 7 deadly sins
AVCD-38124
3150 / 3990
07.07.2010


"Gothic Circus" hits a nice swaggering stride, despite taking 45 seconds to actually get started (I trimmed the track in Audition, 'cos I just... can't... take that shit anymore).

"Malibu" sounds like it's following the blueprint of a Christmas song. Everything else sounds like everything else. Not indistinguishable, but from track to track you get the same basic jolts and chunks, without the surprises and sparks that would elevate the material.

The kind of album that, when you sit down to listen, you give the first few songs a full-on listen, then skip 30-seconds in for the next few songs, then skip to the middle for the next few, and then by the last few you're skipping parts so hard you're gonna break a button. It's not *just* because each track feels weaker than the last; there's also an accretion of boredom that builds up like plaque in your arterial walls.

rating: :\

20100730

Re-reading "The Spy Who Came in from the Cold" Nearly Fifty Years Later

The Guardian:
One of the shock effects of reading The Spy when it was published must have been the near-nihilism of its message. It is unremittingly dark...

The second remarkable aspect of The Spy is the skill with which it is constructed and written...

Also, for a relatively short novel a tremendous amount is included. The ellipsis between chapter two and three is a model of how a simple change of point of view can eliminate pages and pages of laborious exposition.

On a line-by-line level, furthermore, the prose is limpidly succinct and evocative. For example:
"A girl performed a striptease, a young drab girl with a dark bruise on her thigh. She had that pitiful spindly nakedness which is embarrassing because it is not erotic; because it is artless and undesiring."
Or:
"The airport reminded Leamas of the war . . . Everywhere that air of conspiracy which generates amongst people who have been up since dawn – of superiority almost, derived from the common experience of having seen the night disappear and the morning come."
It really is a bitchin' little novel.

Wikipedia sez it's in Time's Top 100 Novels of All Time and that Publishers Weekly named it the "best spy novel of all-time". So you don't have to believe just me...

20100729

Despairs Ray Tourbook by ASKEW

It's a tourbook!

It's in English!

You can actually read the interviews and descriptions of events instead of lying to yourself and saying this time you'll really invest the effort into translating the interviews and text.











Lots and lots of quality pix, almost all from the "Death Point PV" shoot that Askew's photogs attended, with text describing the scenes:
The director, solidly built, with long black hair, and a shaggy goatee, looks like a hippie bricklayer. He calls Hizumi over and they discuss an action he wants him to make in the next take.

Prepping for take two, sweat is carefully dabbed away by the girls and make-up is retouched.
and also:
"Guess who I saw?"
"In the toilet"
"Karyu. He was pissing next to me"
"Was it... awkward?"
and then (at 8pm, while Hizumi shoots his water-splashing scene):
The other members stand in their positions, on stand-by. Here since early morning, they're getting a bit stir-crazy themselves. Karyu lies on his back in the center of the set staring at the cieling and playing his guitar absentmindedly. Zero, equally bored, sidles up and slowly jams the base of his bass into Karyu's crotch. Karyu doesn't seem to mind.
There's also pages and pages of narrative style observational interviewage...:
"13 is our first try at drum machines. Instead of playing the drums live and recording the drum line, we recorded sounds for each art, then lined it all up on a computer, created the rhythm and then laid the other instruments over. We also sampled a bunch of different things. For example we tried banging a metal ashtray and tapping on a file cabinet to make up the drum line," explains Karyu while banging on the wall behind him.
... and straight-up Q&A, with special sections on the gear:
Zero: When I go on stage I take two 5-string Tricksys in ADADG and ACADE tuning. I also take one 4-string Amaze in standard.
And much much more!

It'll be on sale at Despairs' merch tables on the August US Tour and (I assume) the September Euro Tour. You might wanna check it out. :D

20100728

review: despairs ray | "monsters" (2010)



despairs ray
monsters
universal
07.2010
¥3000 / ¥3500


The Ray continues doing what it does best: gothy metal with riffy verses and creepy bridges and singalong choruses, with each album being just a smidge different than the album before it but still, clearly, painfully obviously, ultimately and unequivocally Despairsy.



And it's getting boring.

rating: :\

review: D | "akaki hitsuji ni yoru bansankai" (2010)



D
akaki hitsuji ni yoru bansankai
2010

The wife taught me some Japanese:
  • Akaki (old-fashioned way to say akai) = RED
  • Hitsuji = SHEEP
  • ni yoru = BY (yoru is "night" when in kanji; but in hiragana, as it is on the album cover, it combines with ni to mean "by" or, here, "held by")
  • Bansankai = DINNER PARTY, BANQUET
So "The Dinner Party Hosted by Red Sheep" (me: does "red sheep" symbolize anything, like foxes are tricksters, snakes are evil...? / k: [scrunches face, shakes head, wonders what the hell i see in this music]) is an okay song, with heavy, powerful riffing and some neat vocal pieces, BUT...

You know when a metal band (or, more often, a metal guitarist sitting at home) plays classical songs in a metal style? And it sounds cool, but it gets too playful or theme-y or whatever? And it's something you listen to only once? That's the effect I'm getting here. The brain says yes -- there is heavy rockingness, and power, and intensity -- but the heart goes no. Except during the bop/funk parts, when every body part goes no.


"Hibiwareta Zakuroishi" is more honest as a straight-up, heart-on-sleeve j-rock ballad, but it suffers with the usual over-orchestration. (Trust your guitarists! You don't need all that fake orchestra, D!)

"Heiron" sees Asagi channeling Barry White! It starts as one of D's more unique tracks, but by the chorus it's back in standard D territory.

"K no hyoukyusyoukukukukuuuuu~" (you can only have so many u/ou syllables in a row before our foreign brains shut down, Asagi!) ...harkens back to Syndrome in some significant ways, the most significant being that it's hard to track down online. ;)

But in the end, it's all just another bombardment of heavy D: good, not great, as usual.

rating: :\

tl;dr - the usual heavy D. Eh.

20100727

DR Deg Show


If you're attending Despairs Ray on 8/12-13 or Deg 8/24 in NYC, say so below, you can all accidentally bump into each other! :D

20100726

review: chemical pictures | "Sekai... CASE-02 - Beretta"


chemical pictures
Sekai wo Utta Otoko CASE-02 Beretta
6.2010 | CPS-02 | ¥1575

You know how Gazette could be really good, if they wrote ~interesting~ songs that were catchy in a non-brain-dead way, and pleasantly unpredictable, with more technicianship, and produced in a clean, organized, powerful way that didn't make every instrument sound LOUDANDSMOOSHEDLIKETHIS!?

If they could do all those things right, they'd sound like Chemical Pictures. CP's latest single, Sekai something CASE-02 Tokarev, is fucking badass.


Jimi Kibble (b), Tenten Wins (v),
F.A.O. Schwarz (g) Charlie Shiun (d)
and... Joe (g).


"Bellamy" (I think I'm de-katakana-izing that right) and "Yamusora" are both complex, heavy, catchy motherfuckers that you neeeed to hear.

"Artbreaker" is the first 1:11 track to ever sound like a real song, even though it's only 1:11 and you think it's gonna be some lame intro.

"Memento Mori", eh. (The guitar chords & tones make me think of Deadman, but the choruses are more like, I dunno, something Alice Nine(?!) might do? By which I mean to say, it's not my cup o' tea.)

Then there's a surprise at the end that I won't spoil. :)

I wasn't quite sure if I'd end up being a Chemical Pictures fan (tho I'll always be a Jimi fan, IRONIC ~SQUEEEE~) so I'm, like, really glad this shit is rocking so hard. Good work Jimi & Co!

rating: :)


tl;dr - it's like if Gazette were actually GOOD.

20100725

Luna Sea GIANT 8/25 ANNOUNCEMENT!!!


thx joaocoelho & niniji!

The announcement is: "YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! COME BACK LATER."

20100724

review: cantoy | "loud up" (pv) (2010)



I'm not quite sure what to think of this!

rating: ?!

Zill of Moran Dead

Shattered-Tranquility.net (via Soan's blog):
To all supporters of Zill and Moran,

As of July 23rd, Zill of Moran has passed away due to deteriorating physical conditions.

We apologize from the bottom of our hearts for all the worry and trouble this has caused all fans and everyone concerned.

The wake and the funeral is planned to be held among relatives only.

We give our most heartfelt gratitude to everyone who has supported Zill, even then as Minami and Saburo.

Thank you very much.
I'm not gonna pretend to have even known this guy existed, but R.I.P. anyway, dude.

Britney Spears counselling Mel Gibson

Hindustan Times:
The "Toxic" singer, 28, has been telling her friends that Mel Gibson, 54, has been pouring his heart out to her -- confiding that he fears for his sanity and is convinced he’s destroyed his once-hot career.



The In Touch magazine quoted a friend of Britney as saying that they speak on the phone all the time, usually late at night.
Be wery wery quiet, Mel's huntin' Britneys! "I'm so lonely baby! Life is so hard! You're so smart and give such good advice!"

review: marty friedman | "bad d.n.a." pv (2010)


B'mouth sez: "...directed by Visual Trap, which has helmed all of the videos for DIR EN GREY."
thoughts:
  • Oh yeah, bad CG, that's very Deggy!
  • "Stand here and wiggle these chains like this. Like THIS! Aren't you glad you went into debt to attend film school?"
  • Ugh, old film footage, the worst video cheat in the entire world.
  • Visual Trap sure likes making people spin around.
  • Wait, is it (Visual Trap) the name of one guy, or a little production office/team?
  • Oh, it's "Bride of Frankenstein." It's still cheating, though.
  • That Les Paul is fucking ugly.
  • The guitar is catchy, but the "rhythm section" is going to kill me with its childishness.
Nothing redeeming about this video -- I'm trying to understand why it was even made, as surely no station would dare air it. Maybe it's just for YouTube and they went for a so-bad-it-might-be-a-meme approach?

rating: :(

20100723

What’s Really Going on Behind Murdoch’s Paywall?


newser:
My sources say that not only is nobody subscribing to the website, but subscribers to the paper itself—who have free access to the site—are not going beyond the registration page. It’s an empty world.

The wider implications of this emptiness are only just starting to become clear. A Murdoch and Fleet Street veteran with whom I’ve been corresponding about the paywall reported to me on his recent conversation with an A-list entertainment publicist: "Why would I get any of my clients to talk to the Times or the Sunday Times if they are behind a paywall? Who can see it? I can't even share a link and they aren't on search. It’s as though their writers don't exist anymore."
Some people compare this experiment to the Wall Street Journal but that's a unique paper -- you can ostensibly make money from the info inside, so individuals and businesses see it as an investment and are happy to pay.

But most news is not a direct-profit deal. So I expect news to just get more bloggy -- cheap and local, with costs covered by Google AdSense.

Though in my case, I do Jrocknyc because it forces me to record aspects of my day-to-day life, analyze my musical/filmical/booky tastes, experiment with ze language, and it's a good way to make new friends and acquaintances.

And where else to discuss VK with even a modicum of intelligence!?


Simplicty is a double-edged sword.(jitterbug-j preliminary cell phone review)

This may be the dullest entry you will ever come across, but perhaps SOMEONE will get SOMETHING out of it?!

My Jitterbug arrived today:


EVE! Wall-E! EVE!! Wall-E!

Pros:
  • Awesome, big fat clicky buttons.
  • Big handset (reaches all the way from ear to mouth, rather than mic'ing your cheekfleisch)
  • Big (dime-sized!) ear-speaker for SUNN 0))) VOLUME LEVELS.
  • Dedicated "speakerphone" button (on/off).
  • Dedicated ringer rocker (vibrate, low, medium, high)
  • Very little customization: the screen is B&W, with red trim; you can change the red to blue or green or grey, and there are five or six ringtones, and THAT'S IT. (No more wasting HOURS ON END customizing ringtones for every friend and family member and business associate!)
  • Dead simple menus with simple YES/NO (aka forward/back) responses.
  • Can enter names & phone numbers on their website, and sync it to your phone automagically. (No addresses; just NAME and PHONE NUMBER!)
  • Easy website with the info you need, and easy customer service.
  • No voicemail (it's $3/mo extra if you want it. I don't want it. I hate voicemail! But i may set up google voice for it or something.)
  • MyCalendar is free, but requires a call to activate, and I don't want to introduce any more complexity -- i want any sound a phone makes to mean a CALL or TEXT is coming, not "ooh get my hopes up ohhhh it's just a reminder that there's a concert tonight that i'm probably gonna flake out on.")
  • Durable, sturdy, tough.

Cons:
  • No speed dial!?! Booooo! WTF!?! Boooo!!! (This is the only potential dealbreaker.)
  • You have to scroll through contacts one page/entry at a time. So if you want contact #30, which might be a doctor or a pizza place or whatnot, well, that's 30 CLICKS AWAY. And you can't just hit "W" to get to the Ws -- the only nav is up/down. Ergh.
  • I had to call to activate text messaging. It's $.10/msg (no biggie, I average two a day at most) and it's not included with the plan i have.
  • Selecting the text msg option defaults to a "library" of standard greetings ("How are you" / "Yes" / "No" / "Busy") that I'll never use, that means an extra button click every time I wanna text someone.
  • I had to call to activate my call history. (WTF/RLY!?!)
  • No way to switch time to 24hr mode (1600hrs vs 4:00PM).
  • No alarm clock. (Maybe in MyCalendar?)
  • Proprietary charging plug. (God I'd love a USB plug on this, and a hacker community to help me fuck around with the thing... which i realize goes against everything I claim to want from this device... >_<)
  • Yes/No buttons are NOT green and red! They're orange like every other button. Commies!
  • When you miss a call, the screen says: "You missed a call. Show number?" so that's another unnecessary click -- why the EFF wouldn't you just SHOW ME THE DAMN NUMBER IN THE FIRST PLACE?

In short, I love the ergonomics, and appreciate the simplicity, but miss a few things. I'm unsure if the pros will outweigh the cons, to be honest, but i'll write more after 4 weeks of use, when the time comes to send it back or not...

If you have any questions about it, ask!


20100722

review: creature creature | "inferno" (2010)


creature creature
inferno
danger crue/avex
7.2010
¥3150/¥3675

Inferno benefits and suffers from the same thing Morrie's other recent release, Dead End's Metamorphosis, did: starts out great, gradually degenerates into less-than-successfulness..

"Cluster"'s discordant parade, the rough sea rollick of "Dream Caller", the video game mysteriousness of "Black Hole", all excellent tracks.

Deeper into the disc, track seven, "Koku Ningyo Es" (Puppet of Emptiness Es) hits an epic Dune-like stride somewhere in the second half of the second minute and doesn't let up.

That's four songs outta 10 that rock. (Outta 11 if you count the intro track.)


Dead End: Sakura(d), formerly with L'Arc, in the middle, looking like he injected heroin directly into his face at some point; and Morrie(v) on the far right, cool as always; and one of these guys is ex-Lacryma Christi, an overrated '90s band.


The remainder of songs are either leftover, baked-over 80s stuff ("Vanishing", which is a little L'Arcist, actually) or experimental weirdness of the sort that worked successfully for the four good songs but don't for the rest: especially "Hien", which sounds fun to play but as a listening experience is akin to pulling a long, melty, gummy tooth out, and "Swan", which keeps piling it on and speeding to the finish line like it's late for better gigs elsewhere.

This would've been stronger as an EP, with some of the songs whittled down to their core best.

Still, Morrie is a talented beast, and has surrounded himself with skilled peeps, so...

rating: :)

Things I did not know about Anna Tsuchiya

Wikipedia:

In 2004, Tsuchiya announced her engagement to model and actor Joshua Niimura. Joshua worked in the same modeling office as her. On November 19, 2004, Anna's first child, Sky (澄海, sukai), was born. In July 2006, it was announced that Tsuchiya and Niimura were getting a divorce. In May 2008, Niimura died of heart failure, aged just 25.
Gahh! So sad. :(


Eriko Sato, a glamour model who once had a bloody brawl with Tsuchiya involving folding chairs which caused Tsuchiya to fracture her orbital bone in early 2000s, has also stated that Tsuchiya seems no longer violent and looked like a different person.
Eriko seems more fun to grab a beer with, so I hope she won that fight.

Also, the new Google Image Search is so much slicker than the old 12-results-per-page of olde. Check it out!

20100721

When Japanese girls suspect an ulterior motive



What Japan Thinks:
Q: What actions by men make you suspect there’s an ulterior motive? (Sample size = 740, female)

Rank
Score
1 He soon starts touching me 100
2 When it gets close to the last train, he pretends not to notice 76.9
3 When he walks me back to my house and asks if he can use the toilet 75.2
Awww, the toilet move isn't slick!?

20100720

D’espairsRay Interview -- Some Kind of Human-Clad Monster

Remember when you guys submitted questions for Despairs Ray a couple weeks back? Well... BAM!


zero(b), tsukasa(d), hizumi(v), karyu(g)


purple SKY:
pSKY: Your single “Love is Dead” has some similarities to the song “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive. Is it homage or a coincidence?

Karyu: We went to a few dance clubs in Europe after our shows, and really liked the atmosphere the music created. I wanted to use that in one of our songs, and it’s possible I heard Dead or Alive’s song at some of the clubs. I didn’t even know the name of it until we finished “Love Is Dead” and someone pointed out that it sounded similar.

pSKY: So it’s not that song directly?

Karyu: No, we just wanted to make a dance-style song like one you would hear at a club!

pSKY: You guys won’t end up like Pete Burns?

HIZUMI: I’m not gay!

pSKY: I think he’s a woman now.

HIZUMI: He’s not completely a woman, right? Karyu isn’t really decided on what he wants to be yet, but...

more at purple sky...

shout-out to sarah, rockin' the metallica reference, and to kytrax, for, you know, purplesky and everything :)

review: daisuke to kuro no injatachi | "lya" + "honrou" (2010)



He's dead, but that doesn't make this song (which I guess is called "Lya""Iya") any better than the usual dreck he's put out.

The guitarist is doing some okay stuff, and the last couple seconds of this teaser hint at a talented rhythm section, but Daisuke's vocal lines are as uninspired as always and his vocal style is about what you'd expect if you popped your head into a karaoke bar on a Saturday night.

The same goes double for "Honrou": youtube.com/watch?v=4WW-0Ocsd6A.

rating: :(

Aged 9,000 Years, Ancient Beer Finally Hits Stores

NPR:
It's not the recipe that makes this beer so special; it's where that recipe was found: a Neolithic burial site in China.

It's "the oldest-known fermented recipe in the history of mankind."

Dogfish Head will brew about 3,000 cases of Jiahu ... at $13 for a wine-size bottle...

"Probably, all beer thousands of years ago — to our modern palates — would have tasted spoiled," Calagione says. "In fact, in a lot of hieroglyphics, people are shown drinking beer using straws because they were trying to avoid the chunks of solids and wild yeast."
We want try!

20100719

Kyo Laments Daisuke

Kyo's blog, via ♣ SЯ (via Twisted in Tokyo):
You're a selfish person...
I think this is the first time I've wanted to hit you with all my might.
Even when you were guilty of doing something, I thought, "It's Daisuke so it can’t be helped," and I laughed it off and forgave you...

What happened to you?
You should have called me at the last moment, idiot.

Surely, there were a lot of hardships... sorry.
I’m sorry.

A day ago we were talking through email about your band.
You told me that you were about to make a good album.
Hurry up and let me listen to it.
You were always a clumsy and risky person... I was worried.

I don’t feel any emptiness or actual sensation. Even now, I imagine you saying, “Are you surprised? Sorry.” And it feels like you’ll just pop up and... I can’t help but feel that way.
At this point I’d forgive you, so please appear... Daisuke.

As expected, living is very hard.
From now on, I will think of things that I can do for you.

Depend as much as you want on the person you loved
and wanted to meet the most.

Please sleep soundly.

Let there be no more suffering...

Because I'm going to go meet you today (By this i think he means at the funeral)
thx cliff!

God let's HOPE Kyo means the funeral.

This is why Kyo is so awesome. He shares in a few short sentences not only how he really felt about Daisuke's death, but also opens a window into his relationship with the guy.

None of that boilerplate "oh my god i'm so sad he's dead my heart goes out to his family" bullshit that every other quasi-celeb posts online partly for the pageviews; Kyo-sama serves his feelings straight up and opens his heart to the world.

Yoshiki & Toshi Answer Some Questions Poorly


Toshi likes women's sunglasses.

JaME U.K.:
Can you tell us what stopped your last show in Bercy (Paris, France)?

Yoshiki: The concert was canceled three times. There were problems with management (I wanted more money and they didn't think that was fair, so I tried running them over with my car, but hurt crashed, and I hurt my neck and back again... so) the last problem was my surgical operation for July 28th. I had the operation so I’d be able to do the concert, but management canceled the event without even telling us. We showed up that night and there was no one here, we wandered around outside til a security guard shooed us away! We’re here today to show our respect to the French fans we disappointed when our shows were canceled several times. And/or to promote our shit again.

Between X JAPAN and your solo careers, you seem to be really busy, yet you don't actually create anything new. Do you have spare time away from music?

(Yoshiki makes an exasperated noise and passes the question to Toshi. Everyone in the room laughs.)
Toshi: Yes, I drink French wine. (laughs) I'd like to visit Napa Valley someday, but I can't find it on your maps.
Yoshiki: Me, no. I don’t have any free time, and actually that’s why my girlfriend and I broke up. It had nothing to do with the fact that I was sleeping with her beautiful brother.

You decided to remake videos for Endless Rain and Rusty Nail. Why did you choose these two songs?

Yoshiki: (shrugs and laughs) I think it’s simply because we are immobilized by the fear of failure. And that's how rock n' roll is made, right? By not taking risks. Uh I mean we like them. We’re also finishing the recording of the English version of Tears 'cos, like, translating the lyrics and then re-recording six whole minutes of vocals takes us, like, twenty months, because we're such fucking disorganized, petrified sluts.

Between 2007 and 2008, you released two DVD box sets comprised of old concerts, and you also announced the release of the complete version of the Dahlia Tour Final and Last Live. When will that be, is there a specific date?

YOSHIKI: Yes…soon…(laughs) ... as soon as the ones we released already get bought. The stores sent all the unsold units back after they sat on the shelves for a year and a half, untouched. There's cases of 'em stacked up in Toshi's dining room. Wanna buy one?!

20100718

shot through the gut, and you're to blame


I'm the red X's :)


If your heart is situated slightly lower in your abdomen than normal and you're aggressively closing in on me from seven yards or less at a turtle-like pace, you better LOOK THE FUCK OUT!

When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood, and do such Jitterbugness!

I just ordered a Jitterbug (the old person phone!), because:
  • I hate my Blackberry's complexity and its refusal to cooperate.
  • My T-Mobile Pay-As-Yo-Go plan ($100 for 1000min) was about to end after over five months (translation: I use less than 200min a month) and after all the fees and crap it ends up being $129, making the price about the same as Jitterbug's $29/mo plan (200min day/700min night!).
  • I want something easy to read at a glance (no need to break from a conversation for half a second to squint at a screen).
  • I want something with BIG BUTTONS because my fingers have the dimensions of crayola markers.
  • I've always been afraid to use the speakerphone option several clicks deep on past phones, but the Jitterbug has a dedicated speakerphone button, so i won't accidentally hang up after being on hold for 10 minutes ever again!
  • My Blackberry battery drains fast lately; simpler phones ~should~ have a longer battery life.
  • Fuck I just realized I won't be able to have individual ringtones or pics for on the Jitterbug, will I? Drag. :(
  • I was looking at the Droid X or Dell Streak (love the big screens) but the problem was always the ~$100/mo for two years contract ($2400!!!) when i barely use the phone or the 3G web. I hate talking on the phone. It's such a time-consuming way to exchange information!
  • Related to the bulletpoint above, I use my iPod touch on wifi for everything now... if a 5" iPad comes out, I will be ALL OVER THAT SHIT.

Basically, I just want something that will be DEAD SIMPLE and utterly frustration free.

I can always return it in 30 days (but i lose the bullshit $10 s/h fee & bullshittier $35 activation fee if I do...)

I'm gonna have to spraypaint an iron maiden logo on it. you know, for coolness.

I'll let you know how it goes 30 days hence. :)

review: deluhi | "the farthest" (2010)



deluhi
the farthest
DAKBMCDO-11
¥1365
2010

Leda (g), Aggy (b) and Sujk (d) are as tight as ever, and (did i just notice this today!?) Deluhi is sorta taking over from where the disbanded Rentrer en Soi left off.

However, the song's epic quality is squeezed by the loudness war going on with the mix (everything louder than everything else!) and although it quantitatively qualifies as heavy, qualitatively the heavy they bring is artificial -- too clean!

These guys need to kick their Pro-Tools addiction, fire whatever producer they're using, and find the guy who made "Orion Once Again" sound as honest and hard as it does.

And/or release a live album that strips away all the artifice. :)

rating: :\

20100717

review: nightmare | "a:fantasia" (2010)


a:Fantasia
VPCC-82293
06.2010
¥1500


They're celebrating their tenth anniversary this year but man, so little to show for it!

Anima (2006) was a strikingly good album, but then they sank back into mediocrity and now, four years later, I dunno if they're back or if it's just a fluke, but I dig "a:Fantasia" and its loopy main riff and the skate-rink chorus.

The other two tracks are crap, as is the video, tho.

rating: :\

Yoshiki, Edo Fireman


thx niniji!

This is what Yoshiki makes you sit through at concerts now? And ticket sales are DOWN!?

Former CIA, Lived in Japan, and He Writes!



I haven't read any of this guy's books, hadn't even heard of him til today (thx NPR!), but given the awesomeness of his "Mistakes" page, I'll be hitting Amazon... right now. :)

BarryEisler.com/mistakes (sent in by his readers):
...Am currently reading The Last Assassin and got to the bit where our intrepid hero checks into the "twelfth" floor of a hotel in NY. Gadzooks man, did the "Christians" teach you nothing? LOL I worked Executive Protection for six years after getting out of the Foreign Legion and we all learned never book a hotel room on the 1st floor, or over the 10th because there's not a fire truck in the world has a ladder can get higher than that. (In 3rd world countries I'd personally never go above 6.) What are we to do with you?

~

A few minor critiques on the description of the Japanese sword in Kuro's office. Daisho were not common to the kamakura era. These swords tended to be longer, and it was only later (the late 1400's vs the 1200's) that it became customary to carry two swords. One would not display a sword bare bladed, especially one of this value described ($170k is pretty steep) unless it was behind museum glass, rather it would be in a shirasaya: a plain wood resting scabbard. The saya or furniture could be displayed as well, as some fittings can be as valuable as the sword.

With regard to the polish, it is not a mirror polish as this would be considered not aesthetically pleasing. The idea of the polish on the sword is to display the characteristics of the steel, the grain of the ji, the crystalline structure of the hamon. A good japanese polisher brings these qualities out, and enhances them, and in turn these are used as indicators of the smith and school of origin.

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If you fly someone with a pneumothorax because of the lower pressure on the plane the gas in the chest will expand possibly converting a small clinically in apparent air collection to a large collection under pressure in the chest. The air in the chest will push on the veins emptying into the heart and prevent the heart from filling and you die. This is called a tension pneumothorax. It's a real problem when I transport my patients with blunt chest trauma. Even if a pneumo is small I always throw in a chest tube before flying and I always carry a "dart" which is a very large IV catheter so I can quickly decompress the chest in the air.

When you threw poor Dox on that plane you could have killed him! Those broken ribs easily could have had a pneumo associated with them. He was very lucky to have survived your carelessness!!! For shame ;-). Since the big oaf is growing on me I'd appreciate it if you were more careful with him in the future.
You won't see Dan Fucking Brown or your precious Harry Potter Lady or the Illiterate Stephanie Meyer getting fanmail that smart!

20100716

Big Ass Movie Review Roundup

So during part of our vacation I had to go back home for a few days, sans wife & kids, and I was able to sit and watch movies UNINTERUPTED! So I took advantage of this and watched a nauseating amount of film, including:

Clan of the Cave Bear - Neaderthals adopt a Cromagnon (Daryl Hannah) who grows up to be smarter and prettier than them. Could be cool, right? But the pacing was slower than glacial, requiring constant FFing :(

Bangkok Dangerous - Nic Cage is an assassin with no apparent specialty or modus operandi. It's amazing what a guy will sit through just for a few quick shots of hot Thai chick dancers. :(

Riverworld - Tahmoh Penikett (BSG) stars in a half-ass crapfest with sub-StargateTV production values which i stopped watching after 20 minutes. :(

Black Dynamite - genuinely engaging, mostly for the little things (Black Dynamite finishes yelling at his aunt who interrupted his kung-fu practice, but is unable to hang up the phone; drive by guys jump out of car, driver apparently forgot to put the car in park so has to jump back in and hit the brake, etc). :)

Surrogates - Better than expected (crap was expected), tho it was ridiculously complicated because you can't connect the bad guys to any specific face or voice or motivation because they're in different bodies all the time! :\

Cop Out - Didn't laugh; did ponder why Kevin Smith is a director instead of a monologuist... (so he has something to talk about during his monologues i guess!) :(

Chloe - Very French. Went a little off the rails in the last ten minutes, requiring the viewer to assume/believe that expensive call girls are psychotics. :\

The Losers - An enjoyable, violent spectacle, cool action and fight scenes, easily better than The A-Team, and I dug that they let the villian mock the Indian weapons sellers with his Apu voice. :)

The Runaways - good flick to watch at 2am. I had no expectations going in, and knew nothing about the group, but ended up really enjoying the starting-a-band arc.. Coulda used more Lita Ford tho. :)

Curb Your Enthusiasm s6 & s7 - it's SO EASY to overdose! :)

Matchstick Men - Saw the big switcheroo coming, but still a cool con flick, beautifully shot. Someone should make a con-game movie where no one gets doublecrossed, because that would actually be a surprising twist for once. :)

The Host - I was unimpressed. The biology of the creature, the inadequacy of the military... :(

The Botany of Desire - Michael Pollan sez "the flowers, they are using us, not the other way around!" (We think we're in charge, planting pretty flowers to look at and shit, but actually, the plants are in charge, tricking us into planting more and more of them, and into taking care of them.) :\

The Goebbels Experiment - Ken Branagh reads select pieces from Goebbel's diary. :\

High Kick Girl - Cheap japanese karate movie wherein even the fight scenes sucked. :(

Robo-Maid - Super cheap japanese flick. Even the people who made this movie wouldn't watch it. New WORST MOVIE EVER! :(

Black Ops - Lance Grumbleface on a Ghost Ship. Uninspired. :(

Carriers - starring the new Cpt. Kirk, and apocalyptic (a plague!), but a main character makes an UNFORGIVEABLY STUPID CRITICAL ERROR that ruins the movie ("ah, i've been infected! i'll just pretend that nothing happened and doom all my friends to painful death too!"). OTOH, a minute later, the L&O:SVU-guy walking from the SUV with his infected little girl at the dead school was really powerful, truthful, logical, and affecting. :\

Zack & Miri Make a Porno - awk-WARD! :\

The A-Team - Transformers-esque levels of craposity. Greatly disappointing in the execution. :(

Aliens vs Predators: Requiem - It's sad what a tailspin the Aliens franchise has spun itself into. Watched it mainly for the Yutani scene, which is at the very very end of the movie! (I want a Weiland-Yutani t-shirt, or at least a patch.) :\

Hot Tub Time Machine - Enjoyable but flaccid. I like comedy with a specific point of view (to act as the engine for the jokes, I guess), and the only point of view in this film was "make as many lame 80s jokes as you can." They could've done SO MUCH MORE. Also, Rob Corrdry was a crap metalhead, and made it official: if you're on/from The Daily Show, I hate you and will avoid anything you touch. Carrell, and that British twat, and PC Guy man dude, UGH UGH UGH. Their continued employment is an insult to LIFE ITSELF. :\

The Crazies - awesome plague flick, logical and tense and fun, and whats-his-face (see also Justified) is probably my new favorite actor, in that I'm now operating under a "if he's in it, I'll see it" guideline. :)

Clash of the Titans - wicked! I thought it was gonna be a Transformers-like mess, but all the action was clear, it looked pretty as hell (haha) and the sound design was gorgeous... :)

My eyes hurt.

Admiral Fat Allen is a Casual Dresser

...and the neverending oil splooge has been capped! For now...

20100715

Daisuke (kagerou, the studs) Dead at 31 or 32


Daisuke
1978 - 2010

the studs official web site:

大佑を応援していただいた皆様へ

大佑が、平成22年7月15日永眠いたしました。
生前、お世話になりましたファンの皆様や関係者の皆様に謹んでご報告いたします。
尚、通夜 葬儀告別式は、ご遺族の御意向により近親者のみで執り行われます。

大佑を応援していただいた皆様、ならびに関係者の皆様に、
生前のご厚誼を厚く御礼申し上げます。

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To the fans and affiliates,

We regret to inform all fans and affiliates that Daisuke was laid to rest on July 15, 2010.

In respect of the wishes of his family the funeral procession will be carried out with his closest relatives only. We thank you deeply for all your support for Daisuke up to now. Our utmost and heartfelt condolences go out to everyone.

thx jigsaw + \o/

I guess his heart finally gave out. :(

I hated pretty much every song he'd done since 2004 or so, but it's still a drag he died so young.